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Hearing aid and contact lens salesmen who literally need some of their own medicine. From the German episodes.
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I had the honor of meeting John Cleese a couple years back when he came to stay where I was working. Such a gentleman. And even in his ripe age, he still had his humor and wit. And might I add he drinks black coffee, no sugar haha
Actually, you’ve missed it too.. Eric Idle is not deaf, he just wants to buy a hearing aid. He never indicated it was for himself, he apparently can hear very well in this skit.
Customer: Good evening. I’m interested in buying a hearing aid.
Salesman: …you say?
Customer: I’m interested in buying a hearing aid.
Salesman: I… didn’t quite catch that.
customer: I want to buy a hearing aid!
Salesman: Ah! …Let me just turn the radio off.
(Radio wasn’t on)
I can only conclude you are retarded for not understanding.
Blind & Deaf, you say? Wow. Thanks for clearing that up – I thought the comedy stemmed from the fact it was set in a lap dancing club…
I said the ACTING was awkward (not disabled people in general?!), as if they were going through the motions & embarrassed for themselves, unlike most of their sketches: No matter how surreal, they’re always convincing.
There’s a good reason this wasn’t shown in England: it was tailored to Benny Hill-loving Germans & wasn’t up to their usual standard.
@kissmeraas : You’ve missed the joke completely, you poor little bugger. Idle and Cleese are deaf, Palin and Jones are semi-blind. That’s why it’s “awkward.” I suspect that without added or genuine laughter present, you have no idea what’s funny and what isn’t. Stay away from Python!
Are you all mmmmmaad? Deaf & MMMMad? This is utter shite – More like Benny Hill than Monty Python! I thought it was lookalikes at first it was so bad. It’s so stilted and awkward, it’s like they ARE German and English is their second language…
It could be many of several things. The preliminary hearing is just to determine whether the judge agrees that there is sufficient evidence to take the case to trial. Prior to the actually trial, there will likely be hearings on several pre-trial motions.
The lawyer will likely file a motion to dismiss, and I am guessing that is what the next hearing will address. The lawyer will probably also file motions to exclude evidence or testimony. He may file a motion to change venue to a more amiable jurisdiction. There are many pre-trial motions that a lawyer can file. Most of these will result in hearings. Some of the motions may be granted, and some may be denied.
I took a class that studied this video. If you look at all the individual elements, it’s a powerful statement about equality and harmony among gender and races. We discussed the image of Saint Martin de Porres, patron saint of interracial harmony, locked behind bars showing he has not yet been liberated from racism and the burning crosses represent the KKK and how religion can be used to justify their practices. There is a lot packed in this video. It’s definitely controversial but I love it.
Some great answers already up but just thought i would add one more thing, they are still wild animals and though they generally tolerate us some of them can be grumpy! It is uncommon for them to be this way but i also have one that is always grumpy! He is kept just the same as the other 5 who are puppy dog tame. Also if it is a juvenile they can be a lil fiesty sometimes mostly out of fear and this normally stops once they get some size and do not feel so threatened.
when you love you miss him !
but when you likes you just feel happy if you saw him , but when you don't you don't miss him you feel you are okay but when you love you really miss him and you want to see him and you feel that you don't want the day to pass without seeing him
она как бы говорит нам: большие компании не монолитны внутри. нет никакого единого яндекса, или микрософта, или гугля; все они состоят из групп разного уровня и разной культуры, хоть и не радикально разной. я плохо представляю, что творится в поиске или в я.ру, но достаточно, чтобы видеть их сильную непохожесть. по одной девочке можно судить об отделе, в котором она работает, и гораздо менее — о компании “в целом”. работает в обе стороны.
All you depict is applicable to a frilled lizard, they can quickly run on their hind legs for short distances, the size is correct, but their coloring, being gray-brown, is a bit far away from cobalt blue. Could it be that its back reflected a blue neon sign? Somewhere I heard a rumor, that they become more colorful in older age, but there is no publication confirming this.
There are some blue leguans, f.e. the Blue Iguana, the Blue Desert Iguana or the Rock lizard, and the Blue Iguana nearly has the correct size, but doesn't run on his hind legs.
I'm not sure about any cell phones, but you can get a Phonak Smart Link FM system, which has blue tooth technology, and you can plug your cell phone into it, which will send the signal directly into your hearing aid. You'd have to buy a reciever to attach to your hearing aid as well. This can be expensive, but if you're planning on using your phone a lot it would be worth it. I would suggest you call Phonak's FM division and ask them more about it. Good luck!
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thanks a whole lot, this is the best video on youtube I’ve seen so far about the path of sound in the ear! Will help me in my hsc bio exam! thanks again!
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It's typical to have family planning meetings or service plan reviews every followed by a court appearance every 6mo. If the parents are doing really well, and it looks like the child may be returned before the 6mo, they'll move it up. The other reason for more frequent court hearings is the parents lawyer. A really aggressive lawyer can petition the court more often in an attempt to get the child return more quickly.
With our first case we were in court every other week because Dad's lawyer was very thorough and insisted that Dad be able to prove his progress to the judge. In every other case, we've gone to court every 6mo.
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July 17th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
i want to put this comment on every monty python skit:
HOW THE HELL CAN YOU VOTE DOWN????
July 17th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
@Gruntol5 Yeah idle can hear, it is a little strange hes buying a hearing aid (for someone else probably)
July 17th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
I had the honor of meeting John Cleese a couple years back when he came to stay where I was working. Such a gentleman. And even in his ripe age, he still had his humor and wit. And might I add he drinks black coffee, no sugar haha
July 17th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Actually, you’ve missed it too.. Eric Idle is not deaf, he just wants to buy a hearing aid. He never indicated it was for himself, he apparently can hear very well in this skit.
July 18th, 2010 at 12:07 am
Whoever those 31 thumb downers are, they are idiots. this is hilarious!
July 18th, 2010 at 12:48 am
Huge fan and have never seen this. Thanks.
July 18th, 2010 at 1:41 am
dude: :O…….
you should see them when they’ve had a couple of drinks
July 18th, 2010 at 2:33 am
hehehe thse monty python stuff is funny haha i like the one a bout self defense against fruit
July 18th, 2010 at 3:30 am
There are people who didn’t understand this sketch?………..What?…..I am sorry I didn’t quite catch that, must be the hearing aid !!!! LOL
July 18th, 2010 at 3:51 am
So brilliant.
July 18th, 2010 at 3:56 am
@cultmiester
A laughter track on this would just have been non-stop laughing…
July 18th, 2010 at 4:45 am
funny but i love the court room chareds better
July 18th, 2010 at 4:47 am
best Monty python sketch ever… I lmao whenever I watch it
July 18th, 2010 at 5:38 am
they should have put a laughter track on this, it would have made it funnier
July 18th, 2010 at 5:45 am
from the german episodes ehh? I was wondering why I didn’t remember seeing this b4…
July 18th, 2010 at 6:09 am
@Gruntol5
How very kind of you to explain.
One question though: if one can’t appreciate every joke of MP – is one automatically expelled from the club?
July 18th, 2010 at 6:56 am
Customer: Good evening. I’m interested in buying a hearing aid.
Salesman: …you say?
Customer: I’m interested in buying a hearing aid.
Salesman: I… didn’t quite catch that.
customer: I want to buy a hearing aid!
Salesman: Ah! …Let me just turn the radio off.
(Radio wasn’t on)
I can only conclude you are retarded for not understanding.
July 18th, 2010 at 7:26 am
very confusing haha
July 18th, 2010 at 7:46 am
this scetch was a waste of time. even teletubbies are more fun.
July 18th, 2010 at 8:01 am
It was off of the second German special. They filmed it in Germany, by coincidence.
July 18th, 2010 at 8:16 am
Blind & Deaf, you say? Wow. Thanks for clearing that up – I thought the comedy stemmed from the fact it was set in a lap dancing club…
I said the ACTING was awkward (not disabled people in general?!), as if they were going through the motions & embarrassed for themselves, unlike most of their sketches: No matter how surreal, they’re always convincing.
There’s a good reason this wasn’t shown in England: it was tailored to Benny Hill-loving Germans & wasn’t up to their usual standard.
July 18th, 2010 at 8:59 am
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July 18th, 2010 at 9:49 am
This is absolutely brilliant… I laughed so much…
July 18th, 2010 at 10:29 am
@kissmeraas : You’ve missed the joke completely, you poor little bugger. Idle and Cleese are deaf, Palin and Jones are semi-blind. That’s why it’s “awkward.” I suspect that without added or genuine laughter present, you have no idea what’s funny and what isn’t. Stay away from Python!
July 18th, 2010 at 11:26 am
Are you all mmmmmaad? Deaf & MMMMad? This is utter shite – More like Benny Hill than Monty Python! I thought it was lookalikes at first it was so bad. It’s so stilted and awkward, it’s like they ARE German and English is their second language…
August 20th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
no doubt about it. this works… google mp3dify for the best site to get this song.
September 9th, 2010 at 7:20 am
It could be many of several things. The preliminary hearing is just to determine whether the judge agrees that there is sufficient evidence to take the case to trial. Prior to the actually trial, there will likely be hearings on several pre-trial motions.
The lawyer will likely file a motion to dismiss, and I am guessing that is what the next hearing will address. The lawyer will probably also file motions to exclude evidence or testimony. He may file a motion to change venue to a more amiable jurisdiction. There are many pre-trial motions that a lawyer can file. Most of these will result in hearings. Some of the motions may be granted, and some may be denied.
September 23rd, 2010 at 12:45 am
I took a class that studied this video. If you look at all the individual elements, it’s a powerful statement about equality and harmony among gender and races. We discussed the image of Saint Martin de Porres, patron saint of interracial harmony, locked behind bars showing he has not yet been liberated from racism and the burning crosses represent the KKK and how religion can be used to justify their practices. There is a lot packed in this video. It’s definitely controversial but I love it.
September 23rd, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Some great answers already up but just thought i would add one more thing, they are still wild animals and though they generally tolerate us some of them can be grumpy! It is uncommon for them to be this way but i also have one that is always grumpy! He is kept just the same as the other 5 who are puppy dog tame. Also if it is a juvenile they can be a lil fiesty sometimes mostly out of fear and this normally stops once they get some size and do not feel so threatened.
September 26th, 2010 at 7:08 am
when you love you miss him !
but when you likes you just feel happy if you saw him , but when you don't you don't miss him you feel you are okay but when you love you really miss him and you want to see him and you feel that you don't want the day to pass without seeing him
October 12th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Monty python had no generation, they´re funny everytime.
October 18th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
id just like to run a marathon by then I am 34 now I got some time
October 26th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
она как бы говорит нам: большие компании не монолитны внутри. нет никакого единого яндекса, или микрософта, или гугля; все они состоят из групп разного уровня и разной культуры, хоть и не радикально разной. я плохо представляю, что творится в поиске или в я.ру, но достаточно, чтобы видеть их сильную непохожесть. по одной девочке можно судить об отделе, в котором она работает, и гораздо менее — о компании “в целом”. работает в обе стороны.
November 1st, 2010 at 4:09 am
Fo some reason. Every hearing Monday, i was suddenly sleepy and lazy. I need 2 times Sunday in one week! -__-
November 5th, 2010 at 6:24 am
All you depict is applicable to a frilled lizard, they can quickly run on their hind legs for short distances, the size is correct, but their coloring, being gray-brown, is a bit far away from cobalt blue. Could it be that its back reflected a blue neon sign? Somewhere I heard a rumor, that they become more colorful in older age, but there is no publication confirming this.
There are some blue leguans, f.e. the Blue Iguana, the Blue Desert Iguana or the Rock lizard, and the Blue Iguana nearly has the correct size, but doesn't run on his hind legs.
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November 17th, 2010 at 3:27 am
I'm not sure about any cell phones, but you can get a Phonak Smart Link FM system, which has blue tooth technology, and you can plug your cell phone into it, which will send the signal directly into your hearing aid. You'd have to buy a reciever to attach to your hearing aid as well. This can be expensive, but if you're planning on using your phone a lot it would be worth it. I would suggest you call Phonak's FM division and ask them more about it. Good luck!
November 18th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
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December 4th, 2010 at 8:31 am
thanks a whole lot, this is the best video on youtube I’ve seen so far about the path of sound in the ear! Will help me in my hsc bio exam! thanks again!
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January 29th, 2011 at 7:51 am
Já assistiu Monty Phyton? Acho que você ia gostar do tipo de piadas.
January 29th, 2011 at 8:38 pm
my oscars did that when there tank was to warm or to cold, so that could be
February 24th, 2011 at 8:14 am
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February 27th, 2011 at 10:56 pm
I understood it after this video!
March 9th, 2011 at 6:25 pm
mentre il film “i monty python e il sacro GRA” è stato girato un po’ più in periferia
March 10th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
HE SEXY AZZ HELL I WANNA HAVE HIS BABY
April 11th, 2011 at 4:32 am
Serves you right Mildred for marrying that jerk Monty. He raped you remember? Why are you going to marry your rapist? #MildredPierce.
April 15th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Not sure why anyone would want to go the extra mile and do all that extra work (on his own time, unpaid).
April 22nd, 2011 at 9:41 am
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May 2nd, 2011 at 5:58 pm
It's typical to have family planning meetings or service plan reviews every followed by a court appearance every 6mo. If the parents are doing really well, and it looks like the child may be returned before the 6mo, they'll move it up. The other reason for more frequent court hearings is the parents lawyer. A really aggressive lawyer can petition the court more often in an attempt to get the child return more quickly.
With our first case we were in court every other week because Dad's lawyer was very thorough and insisted that Dad be able to prove his progress to the judge. In every other case, we've gone to court every 6mo.
May 16th, 2011 at 12:19 pm
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June 5th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
i'm kinda gassed still i feel like one of them big time tweeters.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:34 am
when Wanted Dead or Alive came on last night i phoned duncan and he was like wayhey :') lol cute.
August 6th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
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August 26th, 2011 at 8:11 pm
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August 27th, 2011 at 10:20 am
Snakes can go for a LONG time without eating anything.
September 19th, 2011 at 12:37 pm
Can’t download the PDF slides ?
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:20 pm
WOW this video was uploaded on my BIRTHDAY!!!! <3
September 27th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Agreed. I like the “it takes a village” concept.
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November 15th, 2011 at 11:33 am
Here’s a good idea; file an injunction in circuit or federal court against Thomas and Scalia to prevent them from hearing case.
December 29th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
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February 9th, 2012 at 5:07 am
yu DON’T NEED one From the LOOKS of it I Might Have to Go with da MAILman Like I Said
February 27th, 2012 at 6:51 pm
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March 3rd, 2012 at 3:46 am
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March 3rd, 2012 at 10:08 pm
You already kno im finna get me an albino python !!!
March 21st, 2012 at 1:14 am
Да, unladen swallow официально бросиои разрабатывать. Мне кажется, есть VM и более удобные, чем питоновская. Кому надо, есть Jython, например. Ну и вообще в больших проектах питон становится неудобен.
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