What’s The Best Way To Avoid Being Raped In Prison? [Funbag]
What’s The Best Way To Avoid Being Raped In Prison? [Funbag]
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July 7th, 2010 at 7:45 am
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July 10th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
med-low.
July 14th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
how many meet and greet passes are being given away for each show?
July 15th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
RT I don't hate Lebron he was smart for not re-signing with the Cavs… Best decision he could have ever made
July 27th, 2010 at 2:10 am
you what? got FB raped?
August 10th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
#InMiddleSchool i used to talk to a 8th grader long story short she raped me #yeeeeee i liked it
August 21st, 2010 at 8:16 pm
The Patty Playpal big doll!
September 14th, 2010 at 7:25 am
“Each one of the library’s 70,000 books, which are stored in a bombproof bunker, has been fitted with a computer chip capable of emitting radio signals in order to prevent loss and theft. The undertaking was in part motivated by an attempted theft by an American art history professor, who smuggled pages torn from a 14th century manuscript that once belonged to Petrarch. He was sentenced in 1996 to 14 months in prison after admitting that he took the pages during a research visit in 1987.
The electronic chips are also designed to ensure that each priceless document remains in its proper place in the vast repository beneath the Vatican.
“In this kind of library, if a book is misplaced, it is as good as lost,” said Ambrogio Piazzoni, the library’s vice-prefect.
“But with this new radio frequency system of identification, it will be much easier to locate a lost book and return it to its rightful place.”
The books and manuscripts in the library were the product of the “thought, passion and faith” of centuries of religious scholarship, he said. “It’s not just the heritage of the Vatican Library but of the whole of humanity.” The renovation also involved the installation of closed-circuit cameras, fireproof walls, automated entry and exit gates and climate-controlled rooms.”
November 5th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
That is so true. The system doesn’t want to fight crime, they just wanna lock people up when they commit crime. They would be scared if there wasn’t crime anymore since cops, guards, judges, lawyers would be out of work while security irms and alarm companies would be out of business. THE SYSTEM IS MORE OCCURPT THAN THE PRISONERS.
November 6th, 2010 at 2:03 am
go to speedtest.net and test your ping if it is over 100 you got really shitty connection the lower it is the better mine is around 43 and i experience lag once in a while what you want is at least a fifty or lower ping level for good game play but i got road runner so i get an extra boost of speed so it can be lower than 43 anyways if you got 20's or lower your good and make sure all computers in your house aren't using the internet cause that can make you lag and especially myspace just make sure someone else isn't using the internet.
November 10th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
snog;marry;avoid: Mike Hough; Joe McElderry; Gino?
— snog: mike hough 
marry: joe mcelderry & avoid gino, bu…
January 1st, 2011 at 4:59 pm
last #funbag? What about the playoffs?
February 26th, 2011 at 7:11 pm
RT Image of Underground Prison in Benghazi – #feb17 #libya -
March 4th, 2011 at 10:32 am
solid funbag today. "Dad strength" and light switches= hilarious
March 8th, 2011 at 10:39 am
its left
March 10th, 2011 at 8:16 am
Good use of the word ‘marauding’.
March 19th, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Glad my car, Anoop CD, Anoop bumper stickers, and my best painting weren’t exploded and/or melted..< OMG Thats crazy
March 26th, 2011 at 10:00 am
holy hell, lou gramm is amazing…he was foreigner!! kelly hansen was a great 80′s hair band dude, check out hurricane’s i’m on to you, but lou, sweet lou has soul dripping from him.
April 30th, 2011 at 3:56 am
Bummer. They were good. Went there w/a 6 month old once and they rocked it. Private section, we stayed 3 hours-1-4 to avoid rush
April 30th, 2011 at 11:35 pm
hahaha your always getting tweet raped. Its quite amusing though
May 2nd, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Movie: Freeze Me (2000) Director: Takashi Ishii Release Date: 27 May 2000 (Japan) Run Time: 101 min Country: Japan Genre: Drama , Thriller Tagline: Revenge Has Never Been So Cold”Chihiro is raped by three men and it is captured on video camera. She leaves her hometown and prepares to marry a colleague five years [...]
May 3rd, 2011 at 4:18 am
before packing use ultraviolet disinfector!
Also you can use the solution of potassium permangnate (KMnO4) it works better but check for its application. It may not harm your product.
May 17th, 2011 at 10:10 am
There’s a reason Van Gaal is not working in Holland and Spain anymore, he’s pissed off pretty much everyone.
May 18th, 2011 at 10:34 am
RT Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship – Buddha #quotes
May 27th, 2011 at 9:44 pm
i remember when i saw a puberty video. me and my friends were laughing and the nurse was like, this is no laughing matter!
May 29th, 2011 at 11:24 am
ooo re file ti gamato
July 14th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
THE BEST CHOICE I MADE IN A WHILE SUBSCRIBIN TO YOU.
July 19th, 2011 at 9:19 am
is Bianca Erica’s rape child? and who is Kendall? sorry im new
July 23rd, 2011 at 6:17 pm
Noise canceling headphones have a circuit that listens to the outside noise and sends an opposite sound to the headphones to cancel the noise. Sound isolation headphones are more simple. They cover your ears and have insulation inside the headphones to muffle the outside sounds.
What I do on airplanes is just get some cheap foam earplugs and read a book or magazine.
July 24th, 2011 at 9:02 am
a proposito dell’uso dell’internet di cui si discuteva sopra. “We ran and ran. The worst was when we got to know: The shooter was dresses as a policeman. Fucking hell.
In that case, who could we trust? If we call the police – then this guy will come and check or what? But we did try to call the police! They used a damn long time. So I gave my phone to Munir and asked him to update Facebook saying that everyone with a boat on the fiord had to help us.
We ran back and forth when the shots drew nearer. Matti said we had to swim. But how would I manage that, thaaat far?”
August 2nd, 2011 at 9:57 am
August 8th, 2011 at 1:28 am
I can’t believe you fools are still yelling PROPAGANDA, did you know that the number 4 cause of death is medication in America. Also some illnesses are only caused by meds like Stevens Johnson Syndrome or Tardive Dyskinesia. You are all idiots who think he is full of shit, the evidence is right there. They even spell it out for you, dumb, stupid, imbeciles.
August 29th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
boobies
September 8th, 2011 at 12:46 am
Just pretend you're a woman at your yearly physical.
September 11th, 2011 at 10:44 pm
It depends what kind you're talking about. The "morning after pill" is 72 hours.
September 16th, 2011 at 11:00 am
Russian authorities are under continuing pressure to investigate the death of a lawyer who died in prison almost two years ago.
October 24th, 2011 at 9:20 pm
On the outside I was honest man, straight as an arrow. It’s when I came to prison when I started bein a crook.
#Shawshank
November 10th, 2011 at 1:54 am
I wish you could here me when i text as if i was talkin cause i sure am being mouthy , Aha !
November 13th, 2011 at 3:56 am
So when learning guitar scales, can you think of specific things that you could do to avoid these beginner mistakes? Find out how to learn guitar scales the right way here.. #
November 26th, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Put directly, moms are some of the busiest people around. No matter how mom spends the majority of her time; be it in a classroom or in a boardroom, this is a person who deserves to look and feel her best. It has been shown, however, that because there are other needs to tend to, [...]
November 28th, 2011 at 1:57 am
“FOLSOM PRISON BLUES” – JIM HENDRICKS
November 30th, 2011 at 9:57 am
- What about Lesbians, Dumbass?
December 3rd, 2011 at 12:33 am
Funny thing is Japanese media or government always try to minimize rape crimes of Japan and always blame the rape victims or other foreigners. Just remember how japanese describe whale killing. “whale scientific research”? Funny people.lol
December 10th, 2011 at 8:30 pm
in soviet russia, the box beat you.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:46 am
RT FUNBAG.
December 24th, 2011 at 11:23 pm
Lol wut!?
January 1st, 2012 at 7:06 am
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January 13th, 2012 at 6:40 pm
This is a poorly written article about a poorly run school, a School that is about higher education which failed to protect Sandusky from ruining countless peoples lives in order to kick a ball down a field- Sounds like the days of kicking the can down the road has come to an end….Time for jail men- who failed to protect boys! Go take a class in ethics, sociology, psychology, and pathology! Penn State may offer them……Sick. You all deserve to get raped in jail for ignoring the pleas of raped boys.
January 20th, 2012 at 10:29 am
RT Have broadcast most major Scottish stories in recent years, but it takes being recognised by Akinator the Genie to earn respect from some.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:59 am
Heyy sis!! what’s up”nothing chilling. Wyd??”
April 13th, 2012 at 1:41 am
Looks like another feature of the Funbag is going away.
April 17th, 2012 at 9:38 am
hand raised…
May 9th, 2012 at 12:26 am
Chances are the holidays have driven you mostly insane by now, so Amazon’s gone ahead and packaged its Christmas shopping postmortem (they sold lots of Kindles!) with some goofy facts that will appeal to the infantile mush that was once your brain. Here are some of the more charming/pertinent bits: More »
May 9th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
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